Inside me there are two wolves
One of them is a queer communist
The other one is a queer anarchist
Both tell me to do crime
same except mine got distracted making out with each other and stopped talking to me awhile back.
puppy!inside me there are two wolfs
they are both lesbians
they are both part of the mafia
they are trying to kill each other
please send help
Our top researchers suggest sending in a funny rapping penguin to get them to stop fighting.
hmm, instructions unclear, they are fucking now
Would the wolves happen to be Italian
umm yeah sure
Oh dear. Sorry to tell you this but I think you might be fucked.
girl, i know, but they are good at it and also hot and i am also into them so its fine
Inside you there are two wolves: you are going to jail for keeping endangered animals as pets.
Inside you there are two wolves.
Both of them are part of your furry polycule.
You are all gay.
The right coyote also has two noses for some reason
Inside me are two cats
Both want lickable churros
