Ninja poopers / boss makes a dollar / bottom text

  • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    I once heard a man in a stall

    His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw

    He took no time

    No care to wipe

    He didn’t wash his hands at all

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    WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN

    • MeowZedong
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      5 months ago

      Is your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?

      • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        5 months ago

        naw lol

        grocery store bathroom i’ve noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime

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          Fuck, that’s the worst. I hope you don’t have to clean up the aftermath as well.

          But assuming you’re on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you’re paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.