Ninja poopers / boss makes a dollar / bottom text

  • MeowZedong
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    5 months ago

    Is your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?

    • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      naw lol

      grocery store bathroom i’ve noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime

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        5 months ago

        Fuck, that’s the worst. I hope you don’t have to clean up the aftermath as well.

        But assuming you’re on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you’re paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.