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minus-squareRx_Hawk [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·3 months ago10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed. 10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut. 10:44 - she is calling our church 10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoImpressive response time from the Vatican there.
minus-squareRx_Hawk [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoThey have eyes everywhere
10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
Impressive response time from the Vatican there.
They have eyes everywhere