I’m in a very similar boat. I’ve got the COVID long hair down to my ass and I definitely enjoy how unique it is for my peer group and professional life. I don’t have quite the annoyance you seem to have with it, but I still get some. As an otherwise very obviously cishet guy, there’s a certain fun to try on just a little gender non-conforming stuff, like when I used to wearing nail polish in high school and college. Like you, I love having this like viking mane that I tame right before I start lifting or something.

But I know I’ll never grow it out again. And as a guy well into middle age that still has not only hair, but a full head of it that goes all the way down my back, I feel like I need to live this life for my balding brethren that have no choice in the matter.