Something like this?
That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
squirms in discomfort
You just gotta have faith that you won’t fall and then you should probably be ok 👍
Over gravel or concrete?
Why not both ?
I’m sure a thin layer of gravel will soften the landing.
Bliss
Maybe this?
I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.
It’s only half a kneel, so let’s just call it eel.
I was thinking this
Nah, you’ve seen NPCs do this.
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You bend over, because you’re about to get fucked
Camel by camel starts playing in the background
Patriotism is such a terrible thing in general.
It can be alright if you think your nation’s value are worth preserving. E.g. it is Patriotic to defend your country against a fascit invader that wants to remove your nation’s self-determination.
I don’t think you need to be patriotic to want to defend your country from fascist invaders. That’s a purely practical consideration if nothing else.
You can welcome an invasion as a liberation force if no patriotism is involved. Like the eastern front did in WW2 until they realized Nazis were more about creating Lebensraum.
This violates the US Flag Code.
What if I shape it like the Punisher logo instead?
I want to reply with “fuck yeah!” sarcastically, but it’ll almost certainly be taken seriously 'round these parts.
“murica, fuck yeah!”
Switzerland in shambles
I think these folks have repressed dick sucking fantasies
Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
Squats, I guess?
Republicans love a thicc booty.
Who’s making these rules? Why do you need to assume a certain position when you encounter a special symbol?
Steal for the Crag
Steel or Knand.
Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…
Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.
I hope US enemies don’t find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they’re doing fire and movement.
Geneva Convention Article 39:
- It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations
This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.
The CCP should make the m4, Abrahams tank, F35 etc emblems. Checkmate