According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Again. You, driving the dangerous machine must avoid harming people. It’s not the pedestrian’s responsibility to dodge cars. 5mph is almost 10kmph which would make You lose Your license in some places in Europe.

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It’s not like the machines understand what they are reading.

Well being the driver You are the one responsible for not hitting the pedestrian. So speeding next to a pedestrian at night makes you an asshole.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

I already did. Would not recommend.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

And by authority he means himself.

So You need a law for normal, decent behavior?

Who the fuck would call their employee after hours? In none of the places I’ve ever worked, would the boss even think about calling me to do something when I’m not at work. Nobody would expect me to answer. You don’t need a law about basic things like that.

Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!

He wants it all.

I always said, the main problem isn’t that Trump is racist. The problem is, that his voters see it as a good thing.

Sir, You were almost mouled to death, You are lucky You only lost one arm. Why the hell, did You try to punch that bear? I saw it in a meme once…

They should knock to Bill O’Riley and show him how tides work.

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And a beard.