if kill it ur fault
Where were you when hexbear was kil
i was on line when dirt awl msg me
‘hexbear is kill’
‘no’
hexber iz kil
This is fake news. Hexbear never sleeps. Cannot die in its sleep. Admin please move to c/badposting
no
making an account on another instance so i can downvote this post
u kill hezbear
shh dont tell them our secrets
Hexbear dying is when the posters do stuff
Why is everyone making posts like this
Someone made a “Is Hexbear dying?” post earlier that got traction.
Why it’s getting the Obama treatment?
uhhh let me drink beer
uhh let me pee here
uhhh dill pickle spear
I’m sorry I made a bad post and then I made another bad post and now we’re here.
posting
so that it spontaneously combusts
i upboated please keep hexbear alive 
Can’t be asleep if I never 
therefore it will never die! 
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very disappointed to wake up this morning
