But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction – Chemical X
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“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”
You know is an old meme for the lack of microplastics
Anyone born after 1983 can’t cook. All they know is charge they phone…
Eat hot chips, and lie.
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Me, but the arrows are going in the opposite direction.
At least he’s getting protein.
Oh, that’s part of the McDonald’s patent on happy meals.
Jimmy recently developed a strange habit of tying strings to words and putting the ends of the strings in his mouth
Competitive eating pros have refined the process to strengthen their constitution down to a standard daily routine.
21st century grind
YUMMY!
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