• the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      ok :)

      Human: I eat bad fruit

      yeast n shit in the fruit: nooo what are you doing we’re already eating this!

      Human: taste bad!

      Yeast n shit: Ya bro that is like literally our shit n waste

      Human: ooh i feel funny n good!

      Yeast n shit: are you listening to me?

      Human: haha fun! grabs another rotten peach

      Yeast:…

      • variants@possumpat.io
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        8 months ago

        Human: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it

        Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that

        Human: but I’m not selling it

        Government: M O N E Y!

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      The plant wants you to eat the fruit and shit the stone into the woods. Alcohol is a byproduct nobody intended.

      Can’t remember exactly what tree it is, but there’s a rainforest tree that’s almost entirely pollinated by drunk little monkeys. The monkeys are specifically attracted to the pollen with the highest alcohol content.