Even if you could cum twice as often I don’t think it would be worth the tradeoff of having half the pee storage space
2 dicks, 2 balls, but attached symmetrically on the sides, a single dick and ball hanging from the side of each hip like a gunslinger’s quickdraw holster. That would be more than the woke mob could handle. Make it happen doctor!
It would complicate vaginoplasty
Or maybe improve it
What if they stacked them on top of each other to give you a double length one? Maybe it would lower the need for maintenance for depth loss. (I don’t really know about the surgery much apart from friends I used to have in recovery hating the depth maintenance)
2 Vagánias
pretending to rev a motorcycle would be my jerk off motion
I have no balls. They’re not aero. 🚲
How about no dicks and one ball so I could constantly be ballin’?
Men would use two urinals
i would look for another of my kind for my doublebarrelbutthole
What if you were a Klingon and had two dicks and three balls.
I’ve read that story🥸
Well, the united snakkkkes exposed my grandfather to 9 nuclear bombs and 1 hydrogen bomb just for shits and gigs. My shit is “all fucked up.” Technically speaking.
I’d never leave the house 😏
Klingonposting
they’d have to change the lyrics of the song, since hitler having just one ball would no longer be funny.