Single cell-cels don’t realize how good they had it.

You kid have easy make tool with hit by rock. Me when child had keep hit until maybe kinda sharp. Me when child rub sticks make fire.

BLU BLUB BLU

Multicellular lifeform was a mistake.

Yo the future’s got Cyclops’ beam visor and DBZ scouters with the nintendo power glove

Older times were worse. I was there. I think about the time before smartphones… or even when I really want pain, before the internet. Gross, no thanks.

Let alone air conditioning, refrigeration, anesthetic, antibiotics, medical imaging, laproscopic surgery, maternal/infant health. environmental laws, equal rights (such as they are), long-distance communication, driver safety, consumer protections, clean energy, reduced wars…

Modern society is full of problems, but it is fucking fantastic compared to where the world has been.