I wonder how long it took them to find a bath that unpleasant.
I see they have what looks like “live love laugh” on the walls which is such a bad taste cliche but then they have “wash” under the bathroom basin. I’m wondering if they have similar instructions elsewhere, like the toilet.
Nah, it just says ‘Poop’ under the front gable of the house, so you get the general idea
If you look closer it actually says “naff”.
Except it says “love | laugh | love” 🤨
Sometimes I get the urge to decorate my house with signs of every permutation of “Laugh”, “Live”, and “Love” except for the popular one.
I want “power | courage | wisdom”
Bloody Hell, it does and all. I mean, I… well… but why?
It’s Miss Piggy’s basement bachelorette pad.
Yes … Or mariah carey
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What I am absolutely offended by is the state of that garden. The interior of the house has so much personality and yet the garden is so depressing and grey?
It’s functional aimed at zero maintenance. What I find weird is that the back “garden” has signs of life and it looks like they entertain there quite a bit, but the front is just a great void - completely wasted space. There’s quite a lot of gravelled gardens around here but people usually do something with it - large upright stones, dwarf conifers, railway sleepers, water features, etc I’ve seen one go for a Zen/Buddhist look. All low maintenance but at least something to break up the pebbly vista.
At least there’s water-permeable gravel over just slabs of concrete I suppose…
It’s almost always over a permeable membrane to keep the weeds out.
It’s baffling isn’t it?! It looks like a decent sized space but it would be so depressing to sit in!
What is with this trend of having bows or handles on the backs of chairs? Why? Just why?
I’ve only seen bows on chairs at wedding receptions. Not my taste for a wedding. Definitely not my taste for my dining room.
It makes it appear like someone has just been gifted a set of chairs they’ve not unwrapped yet.
I assumed the handles are for chairs that are overly heavy and hard to grip.
the wristwatch on the wall really pulls it all together. in 20 years ppl will hang smartwatches on their wall
Oh dear, that’s 27 minutes from me. Must. Resist. Going.
I dunno, I think I could work with that kitchen
Complete with fake Chanel rug?!
Oh no, the decor is all going into the bonfire out back
I will never understand putting rugs and carpets in the wettest rooms of the house.
On the bright side you can guarantee it has never been cooked in so the appliances are new. They nuked some pizza a few times and made that one smoothie. Remember to take the hang tag out of the oven before you turn it on.
It’s the Karcher pressure washer box, it really pulls the room together.
The chrome pillar is kind of throwing me
It’s like someone with no taste had to fit out the house, and had a £3000 gift card for The Range.
This looks like a player house in final fantasy 14
If only it would auto demolish after a month of no one going inside
I agree how can you possibly love and laugh without live?
Love, laugh, WASH.
When every fool knows, it’s “laugh, love, wash”. It’s the only hygienic order.
Maybe they assume we are already alive because we are standing there reading it, and we don’t need further instruction, aside from WASH.
But wash what?
Is this person related to Liberace by chance?
Ah, what did I came here to do again?
W A S H
Oh yeah…
I kinda like the sliced ham carpet.
That’s just sliced ham.
I’d call this style Gypsy Glitter Vomit
Oh my god this is what happens if grandma smokes too much crack
this has to be AI generated, the perspectives in that bathroom are fucekd up and too many parts are unnaturally blurry
I think the bathroom is just really small, and so the picture was taken with a fish eye lens so they could get everything in the photo
Ooh good catch
immediately calls to mind
This is far too small and standard British working class to be a McMansion. I do love that sub though. There’s one on lemmy too: !mcmansionhell@sh.itjust.works
Thanks for the heads-up about the community
oh ya about the garish design more than architecture
