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This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

I bet he’d hate bears, if he were to switch fields.

I had to explain to my boyfriend that my cat absolutely has a “name” for him. My cat has specific meows for all his favorite humans.

I dunno. I’m a woman and I didn’t notice the skin-tight thing until it was pointed out, but looking back at it, wouldn’t any clothes do that at 90 mph?

ACAB but it doesn’t look horny to me. She’s just woman-shaped to me.

This is absolutely wild! I’m so glad I saw this today.

It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!

Bender had his gender bent twice! Once when he had a sex change operation and became Coilette to participate in the robot Olympics, and later when the Borax Kid and the Rock Alien changed the gender of everyone on the Planet Express.

Both episodes are imperfect through today’s lens but I actually did enjoy the Coilette episode.

“You’re making us look bad in front of the other genders!” And “Do you promise to get out of my gender and stay out?”

Dammit.

Back to contacts I guess.

Get checked for diabetes.

Same.

I’m not even lonely!

But Mr. Peppy was a lover, not a fighter! He only drank the bones of sheep!

Do you ever shut up and give that man-bear twenty-five grand so you and I can split the other seventy?

(Number Five.)

I only know this because I rewatched that cold open to make this comment in a different thread.

It was Number Five. Number Five killed my brother.

That’s Old Gregg! From The Mighty Boosh.

And I think you could learn to love Old Gregg.

I was thinking rabies.

A person who looks wrong.

Jury nullification.

Same witch that did Beast’s curse is the one who saved Gaston.

You have a year to prove you’re not a piece of shit or you die.

She doubles as a quest giver. “Here’s a couple quests. Pick one and do it. Every time you help someone you prove you’re a little less awful, and every time you ask me if you’ve done enough to be saved, you lose a few points of redemption credit, so don’t ask me if you’ve been good enough to not die. Get to cracking on these heroic deeds, chop chop.”

Make a few of the tasks morally complicated.

Make all of them take measurable time. Sure, rounding up sheep for the farmer isn’t too dangerous, but it’ll take you a while and it’s not as heroic as fighting that necromancer… which task do you take?

But are you self-sealing?

I’m not the girlfriend, but I also didn’t believe it was real, so thanks!