Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoAnd what about a Peregrine Falcon?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1799arrow-down16
arrow-up1793arrow-down1imageAnd what about a Peregrine Falcon?sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareray@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up40·8 months agoWhat if he gets eaten by the working class?
minus-squareBananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoFor everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits ™, now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!
minus-squareBananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoAh yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it’s the red one that’s certified made from Bezos, there’s like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months ago(No, not like that - I’m saying Bezos isn’t people.) (Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)
What if he gets eaten by the working class?
For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits ™, now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.
Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it’s the red one that’s certified made from Bezos, there’s like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
(No, not like that - I’m saying Bezos isn’t people.)
(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)