Oh, entirely. Add that to their weird Rome obsession, which was based on a mideval or as they’d call it ‘dark age’ description of Rome, cause those were the last guys in history to suck off Rome and they got most stuff wrong. Imagine a dude who acts like a redditor before Wikipedia was a thing. That’s the founding fathers, just the most annoying guys.

Edit: yours, ours were corporations and a drunk Scott who married his cousin

Edit of an edit: sweet Jesus, Canada is Shelbyville