And said women deserve a man who can rhyme.
Didn’t work and I think it actively tepulsed every woman I met.
Whoever told you that women are attracted to rhyme schemes should apologize to you for disrupting your sublime dreams. Of course you deserve love! Everyone does, it’s the truth! Actually once a long ago in my gullible youth someone also told me I should speak in a rhyming tone but luckily I don’t so I’m not going to end up all alone.
You probably had shit rhymes tbh
My rhymes were basically this so be careful lest you make 2 enemies (and 0 friends) on this website.
I dont see enought rhymes in the title or the body of the post
The women on here are free to charm you with rhymes if they please.
Sorry, my Rumpelstiltskin bit got out of hand.
I was told that the ladies like ABBA
I will now make frequent ABBA lyric references. I will find my dancing queen.
tepulsed
Maybe your iambic pentameter was off? What kind of rhymes were you doing? Limericks? If it wasn’t limericks I think I see the problem.
Haikus also work, but they don’t need to rhyme. It’s more about the poetry thing than just rhyming.