Trump sought and actively tried to subvert constitutional government and overturn the results of the presidential election. And what he could not do through the arcane rules and procedures of the Electoral College, he tried to do through the threat of brute force, carried out by an actual mob.
A failed tyrant with a bad haircut?
What hair? That’s a wig…
Expensive wigs are made of hair.
IDK, given how he treats his lawyers, I wouldn’t be surprised if his barber sold him on a “vegan” wig from plastic just to spite him.