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minus-squarelars@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·7 months agoI reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church. It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoProbably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.
It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn’t want to be late to service.
Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.
God made them do it!