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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32·7 months agomy guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction
minus-squareDukeofdummies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoI know but if they were smart they’d say they’re gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50. Pull a Scotty, then you’re productive and lazy. It’s just disappointing they can’t even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.
my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction
I know but if they were smart they’d say they’re gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.
Pull a Scotty, then you’re productive and lazy. It’s just disappointing they can’t even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.