“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
JK Simmons is a treasure
When life gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, hold it up to life’s face, and SQUEEZE IT DIRECTLY INTO LIFE’S EYES. Fuck you, life, give me oranges next time.
I have always hated that idiom because unless life also gives you water and sugar that would be some shitty lemonade.
When god gives you lemons you find a new god.
