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I have a text to speech service that reads out random hexbear comments
I hope it reads the volcel police bot copypasta multiple times lol
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
the text direction is wrong, but the choice of words is decent
Ben Shapiro Wet Ass Bussy.
Only if you play CBAT
I forgot about the dolphin song
probably not, depends
are you playing it to drown out the noises because your walls are paper thin? are you playing it to set the mood? are you playing it out loud or are you fucking with your airpods in? wait… what if you both fuck with your airpods in and you’re both listening to something different? what if you’re having an orgy and everyone’s wearing airpods and some of them are listening to podcasts? that would be pretty dang weird right there.
Also what you’re playing matters. You know. You need something to set the mood. Soul music? Get out of here. We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST
Sonic the hedgehog OST
The Genesis game, the Game Gear game, the 1999 OVA, the 2006 game, or the 2020 film???
all of the above simultaneously
We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST
Sonic boom Sonic Booooooom SONIC BOOOOOOOOM
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what if you’re having an orgy and everyone’s wearing airpods and some of them are listening to podcasts?
Silent disco, but for orgies, so you can make sure you’re fucking people with the same taste. Imagine DJing that.
doing s*x is weird
I agree. I typically put my saxophone down first.
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volcel
where did my volcel police go
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
The only acceptable song is “Who Let the Dogs Out”
This is the right answer.
Ive always found I’m uncomfortable listenening to music I like around other people and I fear that I’d feel cringe if any music was played during sex. We usually have some sort of background noise in the form of like a TV or something but not music
Watching the big game while having sex.
She’d probably watch the sportsball
It’s pretty common
i have a playlist but its just Megan thee stallion.
Same but weird al yankovic
a playlist thats just Eat it by Megan thee stallion then Eat it by weird al yankovic back to back on repeat,
Doesn’t get any more erotic than that
That’s how we know to switch. Taking turns is important.
it depends on the instrument
Not if the music is Yakety Sax
Not if it’s rnb, otherwise maybe
Fuck no. Combichrist was made for fuckin’.
Gotta play the drums with dat ass.
sueco moment
Ha!
👍 Yup.
Yes, because I was very careful about what songs to put on the playlist.
Music sets a mood and beat. Half of all music if not more makes sex amazing, whether you’re having a really loving and intimate moment, sport fucking, or working out some really unhealthy emotions (and everything in between)
