joseph [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to sports@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoEveryday We Stray Further From God's Lighthexbear.netimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squarebuttwater [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 months agowhen i’ve spent the last 3 hours in strenuous competition, i know the first thing i want in my mouth is dry, unleavened bread filled with red sugar and topped with shitty frosting made of bones
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoIf PopTarts really wanted to get our attention they’d make the frosting out of the bones of the losers. Until then, I’m sticking with only true cannibalistic breakfast treat, Belvita Biscuits.
when i’ve spent the last 3 hours in strenuous competition, i know the first thing i want in my mouth is dry, unleavened bread filled with red sugar and topped with shitty frosting made of bones
If PopTarts really wanted to get our attention they’d make the frosting out of the bones of the losers.
Until then, I’m sticking with only true cannibalistic breakfast treat, Belvita Biscuits.