OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
nottheonion except it is satire.
Onion on the loose folks. Make sure to mock anyone who bites it.
Oh I ate it for sure, it took me getting to the bottom and seeing that “more satire” line, and it’s a damned good thing it was in maxi font.