Masimatutu@mander.xyz to Comics@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago"Browsing the web in 2019" by bruised_bloodfiles.ioc.exchangeimagemessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up11.4Karrow-down113 cross-posted to: comics
arrow-up11.39Karrow-down1image"Browsing the web in 2019" by bruised_bloodfiles.ioc.exchangeMasimatutu@mander.xyz to Comics@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square118fedilink cross-posted to: comics
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up108·11 months agoThrow one of those bottom-corner “How can I help?” pop ups that makes the tab flash and constantly change the text in there too.
minus-squareMasimatutu@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·11 months agoAnd “Install our app!”. And those glorious auto-play videos blocking your entire view.
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·11 months agoAnd hitting the close button doesn’t stop the video, it just disconnects it from the window so it can return somewhere on the page.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-211 months agooh boy we’re getting so much engagement with our video player! People must love it to click it so much!
minus-squareHolyhandgrenade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoThis is what happens when you base all your business decisions on algorithms, not human feedback
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoAllow me to introduce you to Kill Sticky
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoWithout the autoplaying and scrolling video that uses 1/2 of my screen, how will I ever focus on reading the page?
minus-squareJuvyn00b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoNetbrain has one that makes a sound. Annoying when you tuck their page in a tab. No site should throw sound out like that.
minus-squareRolivers@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoThose make me irrationally angry.
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI think it’s pretty rational; if it was a person being that obnoxious they would be missing teeth from the number of times they got punched in the face.
Throw one of those bottom-corner “How can I help?” pop ups that makes the tab flash and constantly change the text in there too.
And “Install our app!”. And those glorious auto-play videos blocking your entire view.
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And hitting the close button doesn’t stop the video, it just disconnects it from the window so it can return somewhere on the page.
oh boy we’re getting so much engagement with our video player! People must love it to click it so much!
This is what happens when you base all your business decisions on algorithms, not human feedback
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Allow me to introduce you to Kill Sticky
Thank you.
Without the autoplaying and scrolling video that uses 1/2 of my screen, how will I ever focus on reading the page?
Netbrain has one that makes a sound. Annoying when you tuck their page in a tab. No site should throw sound out like that.
Those make me irrationally angry.
I think it’s pretty rational; if it was a person being that obnoxious they would be missing teeth from the number of times they got punched in the face.