Ah yes, English, the Lingua Franca.
The official language of international commerce is broken English
Fun fact, this is also the language spoken in the us
If the internationally recognised langauge is broken English then I’m the king of speaking broken barely understandable English with accents that make things unledigble winner winner oh god stargazy pie is for dinner
The Esperanto of languages, wait
Is that a /s?
But you yourself wrote it in english.
It’s just a statement of fact - English is the most common Lingua Franca. The fact that the original term referred to the Frankish region, the predecessor to modern day France, makes the sign kinda ironic.
It’s a pun, so more of a /j. I’m not sure how well it would work in French, since I’m very far from fluent.
“I out-colonized you”
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A unifed global language is one of the characteristics of a type 1 civilization and right now English happens to be in a position to become that language. But whether or not English is the optimal option is a whole different can of worms. Since language and culture are so intertwined, the idea of the cultures, beliefs, and “mindsets” of entire groups of people being slowly erased, dominated, and assimilated by the anglosphere mind is a concerning long term problem. You lose out on potentially beautiful things only people of that culture and “mind” are capable of creating/conceiving or nurturing. Also America’s dominance of cultural exports is insane.
English is a shit laguage but all the computers are programmed in it so fuck it we ball
Computers are programmed in programming languages. They do (most of the time) have English words as keywords, but changing them is trivially easy. You could have a “Esperanto C” working in a day. And changing a C program to Esperanto C would be trivially easy. The only problem would be the new keywords being used in the old program, but that’s easy to find and replace with a new identifier.
I disagree. When i organised an international deaf week. It was very hard because i couldn’t speak with people from different countries in international sign language.
So if it doesn’t exist, people will either create a new one or use the dominant one. As for the culture, it depends.
That there should be a global language not directly tied to a culture is one of the main arguments for an artificial launague being adopted as the global lingua franca. Not to say there isn’t issues with that either since the most popular constructed languages are heavily adapted from European languages (looking at you esperanto).
I would really love an international language with consistent spelling and where the spelling matches the pronunciation. For me the chosen language doesn’t have to be artificial, but the selection process should be: a scientific choice based on consistency, ease of learning, clarity in meaning, … Everyone who knows a few languages, knows English is probably the worst choice when it comes to these objective criteria.
It’s like the system of measurement: leave it to the people and we’d all still be using wacky thumbs, feet and elbows for measuring, but smart people came together in France (a few times) and now we have an easy to understand consistent system of measurement.
Arguably there have been languages like this such as polari which was spoken as a lingua franca amongst sailors at every port around the world.
Controversially would also suggest Modern London English and Pidgin English could also be modern examples.
A true blended language would probably be something like Esperanto. Personally, I prefer the Latin alphabet because it’s easier to write than the Oriental alphabet, or the Cyrillic, which creates so many curves in cursive that you might as well just be writing “mmmmmmm” (the word “teacher” in Russian cursive is a great example).
Higher K-Scale Civilizations have obviated the need for discrete languages entirely and communicate using brain waves/telepathy. No misinterpretation of any idea is possible when you literally present the exact thought form to another. The speed is also unparalleled: communication occurs at the speed of thought - no need to translate, encode, parse, decode, and conceptualize before information is transferred.
Refrigerator.
I’m sure we’d still find ways to misinterpret & miscommunicate
What is “the oriental alphabet”?
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Now now grandpa, you tried that, it didn’t work
They’re just playing the long con
Ich spreche doch Deutsch…
Ich auch
…aber sehr schlecht
Always fun to find German words where the English equivalent fell into disuse. (Hurensohn = removedon)
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“Hurensohn” means “son of a removed,” and the English word “removedon,” the direct equivalent, used to exist.
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La France, le seul pays francophone bien evidemment
Québécois: Tabarnac…
Parler français c’est cool, je parle aussi italien, reste que l’anglais est plus pratique sur mon continent et pas mal dans tout les autres pays ou j’ai voyagé.
Je suis Americain et j’apprend le francais parce que je veux faire le tour du monde en volier, et la France d’outre-mer a beaucoup d’iles practiques.
(I only used DDG’s translator a little bit on that!)
I’ve heard that if you already speak English, then French is the best global second language to get because you can get by in so many Spanish speaking countries with English.
That’s also part of the reason why I picked it, although I’ve had a hard time finding the right data to support that hypothesis. It’s not as easy as asking what the most commonly-spoken languages are; instead, you’ve got to ask which language to learn next gets you the largest increment of being able to talk to more folks. That means you’ve got to subtract out the folks that speak language X but also language Y that you already accounted for, so to do it properly the data set you start with has to tell you which set of languages each individual person in the world speaks.
(Also, it’s almost certainly true that French is beaten out by Mandarin Chinese in terms of being the second language with the largest increment, but I picked French instead of Chinese to learn first because French speakers are distributed throughout the world, whereas most Chinese speakers are in China. And as you already noted for Spanish, it and Hindi lost out because even though they have more total speakers than French, the increment might not be as large because so many of them also speak English.)
Hmm … Think it might depend if you want the largest instrument of people or destinations. Mandarin might add a large instrument of people, but it’s not going to be that useful outside of China … and there are more English speakers in China than in the rest of the world.
I speak English, French and Italian. English is still by far the language that helped me most in South America.
Funny that it’s so widespread that a Germanic language was more useful than a fellow Romance one.
I guess it depends on your plans. If you plan on spending your time in Latin America then Spanish is still the obvious choice (spoken as French/English bilingual).
C’est assez amusant vu que l’accent britannique est assez difficile à comprendre pour des personnes qui ne sont pas natifs en anglais.
Je me souviens en Erasmus en république Tchèque on avait des cours d’aérodynamique en anglais.
Tout le monde arrivait à suivre sans trop de problème sauf une personne qui est allé se plaindre de la difficulté à suivre les cours à cause de la langue.
C’était un britannique, il avait réellement du mal à suivre le cours par un prof qui parlait du broken english avec un accent tchèque. En tant que français par contre aucun problème pour comprendre, je comprenait beaucoup plus facilement le prof tcheque que le britannique qui avait un fort accent londonien.
Moi c’etait la canadienne. Je voulais découvrir son accent, l’entendre, la comprendre (je suis sourd). Donc je lui ais posé une question. 😁 J’ai pas compris 😰 je lui ais demandé de repéter ☺️ puis j’ai abandonné et demandé d’écrire 🥺😭
C’était une sorte de franglais. 😅
Je suis italien et je comprends l’anglais mieux quand il est parlé par un français ou un autre locuteur non natif.
Oui. C’est très difficile.
We live in English speaking Australia. My son is learning French and Arabic.
There’s not many countries where you can’t get away with one of those languages, to my understanding.
En même temps…
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“En Français!”
“Hohn-Hohn!”
I’m no surrender monkey mate fookin wot
You can also visit Quebec – but why would you want to?
Because Québec is a beautiful place with great culture, wonderful people, and delicious food?
Et dans l’anglais on y retrouve des mots du vieux francais. Sinon ya la version espagnol ? 😁
Speak spanish, visit Spain ? 😁
Engels zit ook vol met Oud Nederlandse woorden.
A coworker of mine suggested that Dutch is the easiest language to learn for native English speakers, so I’ve been learning it on the side for the past few months.
So is it easier ? I admit seeing dutch’s sentence is kinda overwhelming. I lend toward spanish or italiano 😅
It’s not really, it’s a fucked up language.
Why ?
Just the way sentences are constructed, the vocabulary, the fine nuances etc. Not to mention the pronunciation (though that’s where I’m personally doing the least bad).
Furthermore, there is a widely known issue with immigrants to the country never really learning the language due to a plethora of factors from the fact most Dutch people speak great English (so you don’t get practice), English being used as internal company language, and all the “infrastructure” stuff like taxes, administration etc being translated.
And how is immigrants integrations ? Do they find a pace in their society ?
So the message should be : learn old french and old Dutch > visit the world ☺️
Does French have an entire continent that speaks their language? South America would like a word.
Yes unfortunately we colonised so much of Africa
Sus aux Anglois, Mortecouille!
