RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agoMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down10
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareWittyProfileName2 [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·11 months agoConservatives don’t have jokes. They start by attempting to parody something they don’t like, but get so worked up by a character they made up that they can never reach the punchline before they’ve blown their load listing everyone they hate.
Conservatives don’t have jokes.
They start by attempting to parody something they don’t like, but get so worked up by a character they made up that they can never reach the punchline before they’ve blown their load listing everyone they hate.