Two panel meme: The top panel shows a woman with the label “me”, sitting on a couch in front of low a table filled with food, looking pleasantly surprised at a bottle of soda labeled “stockphoto memes”. In the bottom panel the woman is happily drinking the “stockphoto memes” soda.
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Also, if consumed in large quantities, can give you gout. It’s an interesting little quirk of the pathway involving fructose.
If Cola can clean the toilet, it can also clean me. That’s why I can smoke as much as I want. The Cola shall cleanse this vessel my soul calls home!
Soda make you fat
thicc*
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Fat people know they are fat. Reminding them of the fact in order to encourage weight loss brings the opposite effect.
so many pillows. i love pillows.
Snorted so much cheetos her body is taking the form of it.
Too thicc go back!
Did you know that lard glug contains neither lard nor glug?