“I’ve tried coaxing them, I’ve tried coercing them, but they all tell me to work on myself EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY WORK OUT”

  • TheDialectic [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    They Alpha males say they are the king of beasts but how do beasts lure a mate? They spend a year learning to dance, or sing, or building a home for their mate. I guarantee you that if you spend a year learning to do a dance it will get you a date. Singing? Easy. Large scale heavy labor project? Golden. It isn’t hard, they are half way there.