Is that you, Bobby Hill?
That painting ain’t right
That would be Robert Hillebrand. I believe his father was King at the time.
Fiend! The purse you clutch is my own! I know you not!
This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!
All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!
Yeah, the ones that do pay attention, though… They get fucking paid in tips at 2-3x what the vapid people give. Not that all attractive people are vapid, but yes, there’s an association…
If you’re not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.
Nah, it’s because you ordered the ice cream drink and the bartender does not want to have to clean the fucking blender again for your $1 tip.
You need to flash a lil bit of the “Washingtons”…or the “Bens” if the first/second… don’t work, hahahaah.
