Albin Jose@sopuli.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoHmm... what to say ?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1948arrow-down124
arrow-up1924arrow-down1imageHmm... what to say ?sopuli.xyzAlbin Jose@sopuli.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up31·9 months agoWhen you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-29 months agoThat’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoSure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoGround isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.
minus-squareOyenFuton@monyet.cclinkfedilinkaragonésarrow-up8·edit-29 months agoThat being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss. My denial is probably acting up again Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoNot to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues
When you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.
That’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.
Sure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏
Ground isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.
That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.
My denial is probably acting up again
Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me
Not to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues