micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agoWhen all you have are bombs, everything looks like human shieldshexbear.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1182arrow-down1imageWhen all you have are bombs, everything looks like human shieldshexbear.netmicnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTrudge [Comrade]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-211 months agoIt is widely known that babies are composed of strong shielding materials. Rumors have it that the M1 Abrams battle tank, nicknamed the impenetratable, is lined from the inside using baby skin grafts. No wonder that terrorists are also adopting this technology as well.
minus-squareGladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-211 months agoApparently babies bones are far more flexible than their adolescent counterparts, as such, AGM-114 Hellfire missiles simply bounce right off.
It is widely known that babies are composed of strong shielding materials.
Rumors have it that the M1 Abrams battle tank, nicknamed the impenetratable, is lined from the inside using baby skin grafts.
No wonder that terrorists are also adopting this technology as well.
Apparently babies bones are far more flexible than their adolescent counterparts, as such, AGM-114 Hellfire missiles simply bounce right off.