What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
That’s too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
What about some Klingon foreplay?
This IS sex!
Quark can tell you all about that
I’m here to read, not to breed
He has an elegant confidence
Interesting kink
Definitely 8: candle ghost sex.
This scene haunts me
There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.
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A night with jadzia
…playing tongo
8 Oo-mox from Moogie
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Holy crap I read that in his voice
Definitely 6
Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.
It’s not even close!
I prefer A Date with Tom
RIP to your back.
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
- Hands down.
“Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet.”
It’s not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.
This is quality content.
Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He’s funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.
7 All of the above
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”