“Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens”
Smells fresh and cool. I’d sleep on a salad if I could.
Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.
Do we have a cats are liquid community?
Looks like there is one at !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml. There is not a lot of activity there, though.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml
So that’s how those links work.
Good bot.
And neither of those work for me!
Cat: it’s because of that one time you said
“You’re so cute I could eat-ya!”they’re just making sure you get your recommended DV amount of toxoplasmosis
They just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.
Nah…this applies equally to kids as well.
“What’s in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?”
“A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box…”
“Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?”
Really, almost anything you say to a cat you’d likely also say to a kid at some point.
“Stop shitting in the corner you animal”
“Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?” A sentence I never thought I’d have reason to say.
“If I fits, I sits.”
– Every Cat Ever
Cats wants to touch grass. 😿
Salad? You mean the cat’s box?
He’s literally ON his diet
Perhaps it’s exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?
You told him to touch grass once.
Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?
