• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
    “Sure, old ladies love-“
    Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

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    I have chickens and have seen this meme before, but it’s been years and I think I threw out my back laughing at it again.

    Thanks bud.

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    I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

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      We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

      Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

      So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

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    I’ll admit, the first 2 read-throughs I thought it was the woman saying the captions. On the third, I thought it was maybe a conversation, but I couldn’t figure out who was saying what. On the fourth, I laughed.