cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
Ah yes, the ol’ Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.
Right? I don’t respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.
The “fun” intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.
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Is that how you think things work?
Bro think faketaxi is real.
Coming soon to a PornHub near you: Dirty Cops
Theme:
Bad girls, bad girls, Watches gonna do when they cum on you
Uh, get arrested, have sex with a monogamous couple! Duh!
Hold on. Pornos aren’t a form of documentary?
Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.
You could make a documentary about this.
He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons
Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?
People who want to try out this cool trick
“The police hate this one cool trick”
It’s meth. The cool trick was meth.
there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.
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Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”
“you can’t arrest me no more, I’ve seen your privates” lmfao
Cops hate this simple trick
Bro paid to watch her and says he can’t respect HER. Ok
How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?
Wait…
This isn’t the onion???
What the fuck lmao
“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"
Most people wouldn’t want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee’s will. That’s kind of the point.
Exactly. Oh no, you can’t respect her? Luckily respect really isn’t necessary when it comes to arrests.
Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can’t arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they’re still screaming their bullshit. I’m not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.
I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.
So, in other words, it works?
Damn, America man. Holy shit
Damn, America man. Holy shit
Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?
Yes, at the minimum.
Gynaecologists never get arrested. Coincidence?
I’ll look into it.
Yup that’s how the job works
Echo?
I too don’t have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.
Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don’t have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔
yeah, where do these people get off on having sex
Fair and valid
OnlyCuffs
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