Winning arguments on the internet, posting through the war.

I’m gonna post so hard, the value commodity form will wither away.

It will be walking down the street and a piano will fall on its head

I will finally save scum hard enough to pass the 782,469 consecutive skill checks required to instantiate True Communism™, of which this is roll #8.

One capitalist will sell exactly the right bit of rope to the wrong guy who will use it to hang the capitalists to death.

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You have to trick it into speaking the word Msilatipac

A coordinated plan where millions of planes are hijacked and crashed into amerika at once. The only reason it didn’t work last time was because those guys got the date wrong and ruined it for everybody else.

When the one true bitcoin is tossed into the burning pile of GPUs from whence it came the essence of the commodity form will finally be destroyed and left as a pale shadow of itself, never to threaten the world again.

Time your movements so that it throws one of it’s projectiles back at itself, and then when it’s stunned it will reveal a glowing red weak point that you can’t attack 3 times to kill it.

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sudo rm /dev/capitalism

When enough people are waiting around for conditions to be right instead of organizing, the way will be obvious.

An owl will poop on it and it will get destroyed by dry cleaning bills