• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Sometimes I bang my GI Joe and my Skeletor figurines together and pretend it’s the Russo-Ukrainian War. I’ll lay there for hours on my mom’s floor saying “pew pew pew” while the Ukrainian GI Joe drops drone grenades on the RuZZian Skeletor. I’ll dismember him bit by bit as I laugh in my head. Many times I’ve written the Ukrainian Army and suggested new tactics based on my recreations of the drone videos. Once I said they should drop acid bombs and they replied “thank”.