• seaQueue@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I remember my little brother coming home from DARE convinced that my dad was an alcoholic for having a single beer after work then said little brother breaking down in tears over it. Good times.

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      9 months ago

      LOL, I cracked a beer open one night and my kid laughed, pointed, and yelled out,"You are a Homer!!"

      EDIT: I also remember when DARE came to my school and this cop had a big baggie of weed on his table. I said,“Damn! That’s a lot of weed!”

      Then the cop replied, very seriously,“THAT’S ENOUGH MARIJUANA TO KILL YOU!!”

      My friends and I just laughed and walked away.