That ain’t no way to treat a single malt.

  • docclox@lemmy.worldOP
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    9 months ago

    It’s ultra-pasteurized! It’s got to be healthy, right? Right?

    looks worried

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      9 months ago

      Kind of reminds me of highschool; one of my friends always got strawberry milk; and like all big high schools we had maybe 10 minutes to actually eat. He sat down, scarfed the fried shit and went to slam his milk.

      He started gagging with this horrific look on his face; the carton came away and this stringy looking pink snot rope came away as he was choking it back up. It was like, half-set egg whites.

      Yeah. None of us got strawberry milk after that.