Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agopoor-shaming.hexbear.netimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1279arrow-down1imagepoor-shaming.hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square83fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·edit-29 months agoIf I was a parent I’d probably just buy a bunch of ice creams, walk in, and start handing them out to all the kids who didn’t get one. Absolute face move, would get a mega crowd pop. “Greetings children, it is I, father of Kim-Jong (my child’s name). If you do not have an ice cream, you may now have one.” No teacher is powerful enough to stop children from taking the ice cream. There would be riots. I would become a martyr.
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·9 months agoYou would become known as the reason behind the school’s decades long irrational ban on ice cream. Your name will be sung of in song and poem for generations.
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoThey shall know you as the Plombir Man
If I was a parent I’d probably just buy a bunch of ice creams, walk in, and start handing them out to all the kids who didn’t get one.
Absolute face move, would get a mega crowd pop.
“Greetings children, it is I, father of Kim-Jong (my child’s name). If you do not have an ice cream, you may now have one.”
No teacher is powerful enough to stop children from taking the ice cream. There would be riots. I would become a martyr.
You would become known as the reason behind the school’s decades long irrational ban on ice cream. Your name will be sung of in song and poem for generations.
They shall know you as the Plombir Man