Would he be sent to a “club fed” style prison — or a “bad” one? Would he have Secret Service protection? And what would they make him wear? Those are some of the questions Donald Trump is asking hi…
  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 year ago

    literally the funniest thing about a trump actual-jail sentence would be the first photo of him with no hair and makeup team.

    but really, i think we all know it’s gonna be probation or house arrest. the secret service protection for life makes anything else too absurd. which then makes a return to the presidency even weirder. if the DoJ won’t indict a president, can they arrest him for violating house arrest? there’s too much de facto immunity to untangle, so my guess is that those with the power to do anything are going to let everything slide instead of stripping trump of any of his protections… because they know if they do it to him, it could one day be done to them. and these are people who will let the entire institution collapse than to jeopardize their own power within it.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      4·
      1 year ago

      trump-yassified They’re so horrible to me. So unfair. I was perfect, but they restricted me to this luxrious mansion! Folks I would rather be out among you - the people - but they are making a martyr out me! They’re restricting me but they aren’t restricting you! Fight and take the country back!