Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…

Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…

  • SCB@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3001·
    10 months ago

    This article is fucking hilarious top to bottom and if you came here to comment without reading, I highly suggest you read it.

    Absolutely worth the time.

        • TwilightVulpine@lemmy.worldEnglish
          27·
          10 months ago

          Do you really want to ask anything out of someone who diverts a flight and drives to a random data center at 2 am on Dec 24 to take it apart with a pocket knife?

          • redcalcium@lemmy.instituteEnglish
            30·
            10 months ago

            Some poor engineers getting paged late at night:

            “WTF?! Why does the servers shutting down one after another? Do we have a rodent on the loose in Sacramento?”

            *Check CCTV*

            “What is that thing crawling under the floorboard?”

            • Honytawk@lemmy.zipEnglish
              8·
              10 months ago

              It was a Muskrat, very damaging to your companies infrastructure. Some even deem them a plague.

            • Agent641@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              10 months ago

              “Rodents. Release the halon gas.”

              “Wait no, thats Elon Musk!”

              “…”

              “Release the gas.”

        • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldEnglish
          211·
          10 months ago

          It’s the corolla bit that makes this. I don’t know why, but he needed to list the detail of the car and that had to eat Musk up a little bit.

      • merde alors@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        27·
        10 months ago

        just imagine the face of “Alex the Uzbek” while he is watching the manChild pry open the floorboards, knowing that he should stop the maniac and calculating that he shouldn’t stop the second richest man in the world 🤣

          • merc@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            3·
            10 months ago

            Yeah, there were many rumours that Musk’s actions have caused waves and waves of people to quit Twitter or do something they know will get them fired. The majority of the ones who are left are the ones on H-1B programs who get kicked out of the country if they lose their job and can’t find a new one within something like a month.

    • no banana @lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      10 months ago

      You were right, I wasn’t gonna read it because I knew he was an idiot but the article is hilarious and everyone should read it.

    • 1984@lemmy.todayEnglish
      192·
      10 months ago

      Good article. Nobody else would get away with being this risk taking and careless, and the only reason he does get away wirh it is because he is the boss.