Back on Christmas Eve of last year there were some reports that Elon Musk was in the process of shutting down Twitter’s Sacramento data center. In that article, a number of ex-Twitter employees wer…

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        Do you really want to ask anything out of someone who diverts a flight and drives to a random data center at 2 am on Dec 24 to take it apart with a pocket knife?

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          Some poor engineers getting paged late at night:

          “WTF?! Why does the servers shutting down one after another? Do we have a rodent on the loose in Sacramento?”

          *Check CCTV*

          “What is that thing crawling under the floorboard?”

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            It was a Muskrat, very damaging to your companies infrastructure. Some even deem them a plague.

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            “Rodents. Release the halon gas.”

            “Wait no, thats Elon Musk!”

            “…”

            “Release the gas.”

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        It’s the corolla bit that makes this. I don’t know why, but he needed to list the detail of the car and that had to eat Musk up a little bit.

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      just imagine the face of “Alex the Uzbek” while he is watching the manChild pry open the floorboards, knowing that he should stop the maniac and calculating that he shouldn’t stop the second richest man in the world 🤣

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          Yeah, there were many rumours that Musk’s actions have caused waves and waves of people to quit Twitter or do something they know will get them fired. The majority of the ones who are left are the ones on H-1B programs who get kicked out of the country if they lose their job and can’t find a new one within something like a month.