JR Bob Dobbs And The Church Of The Subgenius | Full Documentary | Nick Offerman | Penn Jillette
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An inside joke between two self-proclaimed weirdos from Texas leads them to turn conservative Southern ideology on its head and invent a religion all their o...
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