Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoAccording to Elon Musk’s own math, the company formerly known as Twitter has lost 90% of its value and could be worth just $4 billionfinance.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square219fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down144
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1external-linkAccording to Elon Musk’s own math, the company formerly known as Twitter has lost 90% of its value and could be worth just $4 billionfinance.yahoo.comBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square219fedilink
minus-squaremog77a@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 months agoFacts. Elon tried so hard to back down from that deal. I’m not sure why it took actually signing that deal to realize he had been hosed. If I was an executive at twitter, I would have absolutely done everything possible to get Elon to pay that $44 billion.
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoElon: Fuck you Twitter! Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon! Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you. Twitter: Ha! No you can’t…. Elon: No? Watch this! Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit. Elon: What? Wait no! Twitter: Ahem… judge? Judge: They got you, dipshit. Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah! Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank) Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!
Facts.
Elon tried so hard to back down from that deal. I’m not sure why it took actually signing that deal to realize he had been hosed.
If I was an executive at twitter, I would have absolutely done everything possible to get Elon to pay that $44 billion.
Elon: Fuck you Twitter!
Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon!
Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you.
Twitter: Ha! No you can’t….
Elon: No? Watch this!
Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit.
Elon: What? Wait no!
Twitter: Ahem… judge?
Judge: They got you, dipshit.
Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah!
Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank)
Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!