Welcome back to The China Bad Times, which is still illegal to read in the brutal Beijing regime! I’m your guest editor from Radio Free Asia here with exclusive news about China!
Our spies in the Communist Party have found proof behind our allegations that the Chinese government used the fictitious One Child Policy as an excuse to eat babies! Whenever someone had a second child, the child would be confiscated by the government and eaten by the cannabalistic regime.
The official death toll sharply plummeted after the Great Leap Forward, but this new information suggests this was simply due to no longer having to count the eaten babies, as the murderers simply ate them before they had to give a birth certificate!
Meanwhile, in the freedom-loving United Americans of States, you can have as many kids as you want to provide free labor for you and your company as the Founders intended. 🇺🇸
what if instead of cannibalism is was cannabism
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We’ll have to check with our sources to investigate this
Looking into it.
I was browsing ALL for the first time since federating and this thread popped up.
Reading the title:
Notice it’s a grad post:
Info not canon in The China Bad Times Expanded Universe
Agreed. Sometimes I think I shouldn’t post here because it makes us look like we actually think this stuff – Poe’s law and all
It’s ok fellow freedom fighter, just enjoy yourself. I use this to vent my frustrations at ridiculous anti-China propaganda.
I KNEW those dirty yellows were up to no good!
