I get this visceral disgust when people feel the need to maintain their heterosexuality like it’s a coveted state of being. Like it has to be some accomplishment. Like any exploration of other sexualities or any cessation of desire has changed you as a person. You don’t even have to like every girl if you don’t want to, man. What a dumb game to play for no gain. When I play a dumb game for no gain, I get to do submission wrestling and it’s a lot of fun. When you play a dumb game for no gain, you tell me that I’m touching sweaty dudes in BJJ.
I hope this post is enshrined on my heterosexuality record and follows me to the pearly gates where I have to explain to Peter why I don’t give a fuck about how straight I am.
Let’s clean house, “gold star gay” needs to go too for the same reason.
tfw you want to be a gold star bisexual, but there’s still genders you haven’t slept with
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Well to be fair, you’re talking to/about a Fox New host.
Like, what else do you expect, lol.
When fox news drops the “no homo” into the mix. 👌👌👌👌
Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.
“I’m not gay, but I think the guy I’m fucking might be!”
“unblemished record of heterosexuality”
why the need to clarify? I have never once felt the need to say something like this
Shouting “I have never sucked a dick! I haven’t even touched one!” at anyone in earshot, while sweating profusely.
Awesome pics, Mr. President. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
As a very straight man, I must say, Trump is looking so fucking sexy I wish I could cuddle him
I mean, who could resist?sniff sniff
Homosexual found
Back in 2016 Milo Yiannapoulis referred to himself as trumpsexual
Milo Yiannapoulis
why’d you have to remind me he exists
my unblemished record of heterosexuality has people asking a lot of questions already answered by said unblemished record
My personal record of heterosexuality is very checkered. I’m not getting into the straights hall of fame, sadly.
Why is it so tiny
i think emotes have a maximum width, so tall ones
can look bigger at the same width
I hope when my mugshot is shown people will think “he’s sporting wood, you can tell.”
Someone needs to explain to him that you can compliment a bloke without it being sexual, 'cos man’s no homo is asking a lot of questions answered by no homo.
new site tagline dropped
Perfect site tagline. Lemmy libs will seethe.
If this isn’t a tagline by tomorrow, I’ll delete my account in protest.
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it genuinely is surprising how well the mug turned out, mans really looked like melted shit recently
🍦 Why you going so hard on our orange creamsicle boy?
