When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we’ll get stuck with a bullshit title like ‘Hexbear: A XXX Parody’ when ‘Sexbear’ or ‘Hexxxbear’ are right there.
Nutting all over Sgt Fury’s face
“So THAT just happened.”
I can’t stop you. But she can.
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captain amerixxxa
This is the Maoist porno version
Well the Hexbear inspired “Cocaine Bear” was too violent so this time they’re opting for the sexy bear.
how about a porno called Hexbear but it has nothing to do with this website, it’s actually about a large hairy gay man who learns witchcraft so he can put horny hexes on people
Captain Naughty America was right there.
Apparently somebody does it better.
I bet it’s so much fun to write the script for these
My time to shine
I can do this all day
