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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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A can’t opener!

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StillNotAHero@artemis.camp
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Opener?! I hardly know ‘er!

I’ll see myself out.
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  Parallel thinking, glad to know I’m not alone!
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lando55@lemmy.world
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Opener? I barely knew her!
ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works
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Can Nopener.

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